Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Are we patient enough to take the rest of my clothes of[f] or nah?

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Is it the view or the [f]it that always makes this position end too soon? 😈

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

My [f]irst gif attempt. Hope you like it 🫣

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Made to fit together…. If we force it a little :) [MF]

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?