Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

(F) Put me where you want me 👠

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Are we patient enough to take the rest of my clothes of[f] or nah?

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

People tend to like my big bubbly personalities.

Pop quiz: A) In front of me, B) Behind me, C) Underneath me

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

My eyes are up here.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Is it the view or the [f]it that always makes this position end too soon? 😈

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

My [f]irst gif attempt. Hope you like it 🫣

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Made to fit together…. If we force it a little :) [MF]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?