Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?