I thought this picture had a nice ring to it šŸ’

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Who wants a lap dance? (Disclaimer: idk how to dance šŸ˜)

Who wants a lap dance? (Disclaimer: idk how to dance šŸ˜)

Doing some market research: Would anyone be interested in a sex doll of a 30-something mom/housewife?

Doing some market research: Would anyone be interested in a sex doll of a 30-something mom/housewife?

People tend to like my big bubbly personalities.

People tend to like my big bubbly personalities.

Hope you donā€™t mind if I I wear my shoes to bed.

Hope you donā€™t mind if I I wear my shoes to bed.

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

My eyes are up here.

My eyes are up here.

Been told itā€™s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Been told itā€™s even tighter than it looks. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Lookinā€™ cherry in front and peachy from behind.

Lookinā€™ cherry in front and peachy from behind.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophyā€¦ā€¦wife? šŸ¤”

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophyā€¦ā€¦wife? šŸ¤”

Iā€™m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used arenā€™t I?

Iā€™m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used arenā€™t I?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

How do you recommend I (32, mom) warm up before my workout?

How do you recommend I (32, mom) warm up before my workout?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

IDK why Iā€™m always cold?

IDK why Iā€™m always cold?

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

Anyone else have a wet Motherā€™s Day?

Anyone else have a wet Motherā€™s Day?