I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

How does the backyard look? I built it myself.

Full time milf, part time stay at home barista. Tips appreciated!

Hope you don’t mind if I I wear my shoes to bed.

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Sorry for being short(s) with you.

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

How do you recommend I (32, mom) warm up before my workout?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?