A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Do you mind rug burns? I don’t.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

I’m (32, mom) trying to decide. Need someone to tell me what to put on….or take off.

Am I (32, mom) overdressed?

What do Cindy Crawford and I (32, mom) have in common? -See comments-

I was such a good girl in college. How should I make up for lost time? 32 f

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

IDK why I’m always cold?

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

Am I overdressed? 32 [F]

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?