Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Hot Take: Missionary is underrated. [f]

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

I only wear an apron when I know I’m going to make a mess….

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Earrings or no earrings 🤔

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Do you mind rug burns? I don’t.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?

I’m (32, mom) trying to decide. Need someone to tell me what to put on….or take off.

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?