Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?

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Are we patient enough to take the rest of my clothes of[f] or nah?

Are we patient enough to take the rest of my clothes of[f] or nah?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

My eyes are up here.

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Is it the view or the [f]it that always makes this position end too soon? 😈

Is it the view or the [f]it that always makes this position end too soon? 😈

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

My [f]irst gif attempt. Hope you like it 🫣

My [f]irst gif attempt. Hope you like it 🫣

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Made to fit together…. If we force it a little :) [MF]

Made to fit together…. If we force it a little :) [MF]

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

What do Cindy Crawford and I (32, mom) have in common? -See comments-

What do Cindy Crawford and I (32, mom) have in common? -See comments-

I was such a good girl in college. How should I make up for lost time? 32 f

I was such a good girl in college. How should I make up for lost time? 32 f

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

IDK why I’m always cold?

IDK why I’m always cold?

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?