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What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

How does the backyard look? I built it myself.

How does the backyard look? I built it myself.

Full time milf, part time stay at home barista. Tips appreciated!

Full time milf, part time stay at home barista. Tips appreciated!

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

My eyes are up here.

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

I only wear an apron when I know I’m going to make a mess….

I only wear an apron when I know I’m going to make a mess….

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Earrings or no earrings 🤔

Earrings or no earrings 🤔

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?

I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?