People tend to like my big bubbly personalities.

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Who wants a lap dance? (Disclaimer: idk how to dance 😐)

Who wants a lap dance? (Disclaimer: idk how to dance 😐)

Doing some market research: Would anyone be interested in a sex doll of a 30-something mom/housewife?

Doing some market research: Would anyone be interested in a sex doll of a 30-something mom/housewife?

Oh I’m sorry, were you wanting to use my rack?

Oh I’m sorry, were you wanting to use my rack?

Hot Take: Missionary is underrated. [f]

Hot Take: Missionary is underrated. [f]

Can I get some help with this hard to reach spot? [f]

Can I get some help with this hard to reach spot? [f]

Pop quiz: A) In front of me, B) Behind me, C) Underneath me

Pop quiz: A) In front of me, B) Behind me, C) Underneath me

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

My eyes are up here.

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

A tired mom with one more set to go. [F]

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Lookin’ cherry in front and peachy from behind.

Lookin’ cherry in front and peachy from behind.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

IDK why I’m always cold?

IDK why I’m always cold?

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

My little gap needs filled. Anyone have any ideas?

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?