I fired the guy I hired to cut my lawn. He just didn’t cut it.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Let’s stay in bed today.

Hey there.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!