Every time I see you…The Force in me awakens ⚡️

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

Never play poker with Darth Vader. He will keep altering the deal.

I want you to dress up as the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

In Empire Strikes back, Luke had to take the long way to Dagobah. It was an R2-Detour 🤷🏼‍♀️ [drop]

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I'm so lesbian right now

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Name that tune 🎶

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class. [oc]

Have you been looking for love in Alderaan places?

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

Slow reveals create so much anticipation 😉 [OC]

Just one 🦊