Like my tanlines daddy? 🦊

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Lets ride 🥵

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

Would you watch me dress in the morning

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package