Let’s go back to bed daddy

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Lets play harry Potter. I'll be Hedwig, and and you can play with my Hooters 🪄

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

I'm not Jamie Lanister, but I'll show you why they call me Kingslayer.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

Would you watch me dress in the morning

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package

Pillow fight… to the death 😈