I’m ready for a workout, what do you have in mind? 🦊

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'll make you fall harder than Bran Stark

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

"The tits are strong with this one." -Obi Wan Kenobi, probably

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

Would you watch me dress in the morning

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package