I like you so much that we should get matching Tatooines.

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

I feel like Gandalf's favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I can’t carry it, but I can carry you

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

I'm not even sure why I bother putting clothes on in the first place. I always end up naked anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️🥵

I hope that pale, petite and naked is your type 🥹

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Think you could make them bounce better than this? 😋

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

The harder you spank, the wetter I get

One drop at a time

Class appropriate

Probably not class appropriate