I hope that pale, petite and naked is your type 🥹

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package