I feel like Gandalf's favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

You must be an Ewok because you’re Endor-able

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

I'm not even sure why I bother putting clothes on in the first place. I always end up naked anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️🥵

Stay home with me today? 😘

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package