I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Lets play harry Potter. I'll be Hedwig, and and you can play with my Hooters 🪄

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

I'm not Jamie Lanister, but I'll show you why they call me Kingslayer.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

You must be a Tri Wizard Champion, because my Goblet is on Fire.

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Let your eyes follow every curve