Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

My subtle tan lines show what you get to see vs. what the neighbors get to see 😈

Silly me for walking out of my room like this like I wasn’t expecting company 😈

Take them all the way off or just pull them to the side?

Is this what people imagine when I say “Well, fuck me sideways”?

The question is: Do you know what to do with me?

I’m really bad at strip poker. Wanna play?

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Do you mind rug burns? I don’t.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f