Trying so hard to give you access but I can’t figure out how to take off my lingerie

I got you a present

Brought to you by your local Target

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

Out shopping for panties. I left mine at home.

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

This photo shoot felt so silly!

It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

It’s bring your pussy to work day today.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Are you there God? It’s me, Olive.

Does this count as riding a bike?

If I beckoned to you in the car park and asked you for a creampie, I wonder if you’d actually do it.

I tried really hard to take a titty pic while driving but I got nervous and it didn’t turn out. Can I can like, a B- for effort?

The only thing that feels better than touching myself outside is you touching me outside.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

I’m ovulating. Breed me right here in the car, it’s important.

He was a little bit scratchy, but it was kinky.

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a virgin?

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