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I got caught by the pharmacist. Oops (f)

I got you a present

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

Not-so-subtly trying to lure you into the forest

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

It’s bring your pussy to work day today.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Ariel and her little sea clam.

I tried really hard to take a titty pic while driving but I got nervous and it didn’t turn out. Can I can like, a B- for effort?

The only thing that feels better than touching myself outside is you touching me outside.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

I’m ovulating. Breed me right here in the car, it’s important.

Don’t mind me. Just hanging out at the cafe.

He was a little bit scratchy, but it was kinky.

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a virgin?

Imagine my pussy still dripping and wet with your cum while I go pick up my coffee.