I tried really hard to take a titty pic while driving but I got nervous and it didn’t turn out. Can I can like, a B- for effort?

I got caught by the pharmacist. Oops (f)

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I got you a present

Told my husband I was going on a walk, but really I’m just out here flashing strangers

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My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

Out shopping for panties. I left mine at home.

I drove over for my creampie. I hope you’re ready to fill me up.

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

I wish I could pick up a hitchhiker.

This photo shoot felt so silly!

I hate panties.

It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Hubby didn’t want to come to the beach so I came by myself.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Psst, let me show you something.

I hope this doesn’t get me kicked out of the antique shop.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway