It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

Made you a snack

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I got you a present

POV: We’re having a sleepover. It’s okay if you forgot to bring pajamas.

I had an explosive orgasm in the shower [oc]

Fucking myself always feels so much better when I know someone gets to watch me do it

Brought to you by your local Target

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

Practicing for when my husband invites his friends over

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

I wish I could pick up a hitchhiker.

It’s bring your pussy to work day today.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

Getting as wet as the stream that ran behind me.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.