The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

I really wish I had a few more hands for this

Made you a snack

The mildly eccentric mom nextdoor

My Thanksgiving spread

I was never this hot before becoming a mother

No peeking at Mommy from under the door

You look like you could use a mother.

I snuck a toy into the fitting room

Hot moms don’t wear panties

My neighbors have no idea that the librarian nextdoor with two kids has such a massive appetite for cock

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I had an explosive orgasm in the shower [oc]

Fucking myself always feels so much better when I know someone gets to watch me do it

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

Practicing for when my husband invites his friends over

Are men really into moms?

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Heard you liked blowjobs.

Don’t mind me. Just hanging out at the cafe.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.