Out shopping for panties. I left mine at home.

I got caught by the pharmacist. Oops (f)

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I got you a present

Brought to you by your local Target

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

I drove over for my creampie. I hope you’re ready to fill me up.

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

I wish I could pick up a hitchhiker.

It’s bring your pussy to work day today.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Hubby didn’t want to come to the beach so I came by myself.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Psst, let me show you something.

The only thing that feels better than touching myself outside is you touching me outside.

I hope this doesn’t get me kicked out of the antique shop.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

I’m ovulating. Breed me right here in the car, it’s important.

He was a little bit scratchy, but it was kinky.

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a virgin?