Are you there God? It’s me, Olive.

I got you a present

Brought to you by your local Target

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I hope you think brown nipples are cute

Shy girl

Out shopping for panties. I left mine at home.

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

I hope I can find some way to be of service to you.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

I’m not sure how all of these women manage to put their feet behind their heads. I myself cannot.

Have you ever picked up a girl at the pharmacy?

This photo shoot felt so silly!

It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Does this count as riding a bike?

I run out to my car after class and masturbate because having to primly sit for an hour without my hands down my pants is torture.

If I beckoned to you in the car park and asked you for a creampie, I wonder if you’d actually do it.

I tried really hard to take a titty pic while driving but I got nervous and it didn’t turn out. Can I can like, a B- for effort?

Heard you liked blowjobs.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

In honor of my birthday tomorrow, my OnlyFans is currently 50% off! I never ever have promotions, so get it while you can!

Finished my afternoon shift at the library. I’ve been thinking about being pumped full of seed all day.