The next time you have a thought, let it go

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I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Easy come, easy go…

Easy come, easy go…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy [BA]

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy [BA]

Will make you smile…

Will make you smile…

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

Come lay down with me

Come lay down with me

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

They say that a cat has nine lives, why mine had only one

They say that a cat has nine lives, why mine had only one

Love me, love my hamster

Love me, love my hamster

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody…

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody…

The report of my pussy was an exaggeration…

The report of my pussy was an exaggeration…

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

I am groot…

I am groot…