I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

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3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

I would use your balls as a stress balls

I would use your balls as a stress balls

Fasten your seatbelt, I’m a crazy rider :)

Fasten your seatbelt, I’m a crazy rider :)

For u

For u

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Everything isn’t that bad, right

This is your invitation

This is your invitation

No tits no profits :)

No tits no profits :)

Easy come, easy go…

Easy come, easy go…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It is enough to make a cat laugh

It is enough to make a cat laugh

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…