Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore

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For u

For u

Cooking alone…

Cooking alone…

No tits no profits :)

No tits no profits :)

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

I’m allergic to condoms, hope you’re okay with that

I’m allergic to condoms, hope you’re okay with that

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

The perfect gap for you

The perfect gap for you

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…