I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

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For u

For u

Cooking alone…

Cooking alone…

No tits no profits :)

No tits no profits :)

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

Easy come, easy go…

Easy come, easy go…

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

The perfect gap for you

The perfect gap for you

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

It is enough to make a cat laugh

It is enough to make a cat laugh

Why so serious

Why so serious

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it