Cooking alone…

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For u

For u

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

Hi there

Hi there

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

The bags under my eyes are designer

The bags under my eyes are designer

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

PS5 together

PS5 together

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone