I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting
Will make you smile…
When I’m at work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried
Finally this day has come…
All is not gold that glitters
Come lay down with me
If you noticed me, hi…
A hungry man is an angry man [f]
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A good wife makes a good husband
A good cat deserves a good bone
They say that a cat has nine lives, why mine had only one
Lucky at cards, unlucky in love
Love me, love my hamster
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody…
The report of my pussy was an exaggeration…
Exchanging nudes for gossips
To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day
The next time you have a thought, let it go
I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
I am groot…
Take my hand, take my whole life too…
