If you noticed me, hi…

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For u

For u

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

The perfect gap for you

The perfect gap for you

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

Why so serious

Why so serious

Will make you smile

Will make you smile

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…