They say that a cat has nine lives, why mine had only one
alangrantxxx
- Posted: January 2023
- Categories: Amateur Asshole
- Subreddit: /r/thighgap /r/datgap
Puffies puffies give you happies
For u
Cooking alone…
No tits no profits :)
I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench
You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours
I’m allergic to condoms, hope you’re okay with that
You turn me inside out…
I could be your breakfast
I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…
Imagine waking up from kisses down there
Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo
Jingle if you're single
I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days
Man’s love is an accident
Hope my daddy is proud
The perfect gap for you
It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]
![It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]](https://cdn6.xxx.pics/uploads14/thumbnails/3/762/ass-it-s-not-a-watch-but-it-ticks-ba-PCxcCb.jpg)
Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]
![I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]](https://cdn6.xxx.pics/uploads14/thumbnails/3/187/ass-i-m-eating-junk-and-watching-rubbish-you-better-co-azDgwv.jpg)
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
I’m as serious as a heart attack
Finally this day has come…
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting
