I am groot…

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Puffies puffies give you happies

Puffies puffies give you happies

For u

For u

Cooking alone…

Cooking alone…

No tits no profits :)

No tits no profits :)

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

I don't care if your house is clean. I care if you have 3/8 inch wrench

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

I’m allergic to condoms, hope you’re okay with that

I’m allergic to condoms, hope you’re okay with that

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

The perfect gap for you

The perfect gap for you

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting