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I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Easy come, easy go…

Easy come, easy go…

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

I love you even when you’re upset

I love you even when you’re upset

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

It is enough to make a cat laugh

It is enough to make a cat laugh

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it