My jeans are once again losing the epic battle of containing my big white ass - Sammi Starfish

Husband dared me to run errands with my miniskirt tucked into my thong - First stop... checking into our hotel then off to Walmart. Queen = Sammi Starfish

Who wants to go for a walk with me? - Sammi Starfish

Sneaky wife picture before work - Sammi Starfish

The wife getting ready for work

Public Wedgie at Rite Aid - Sammi Starfish

Epic shorts wedgie in the park - Sammi Starfish

Bouncing my bubble butt at the store lol - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie completely lifted off the ground - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie prank wearing a thong bodysuit shirt. Compliments of the husband lol - Sammi Starfish

When you have a big ass and try wearing low rise jeans - Sammi Starfish

Giving myself a gym wedgie for hack squats - Sammi Starfish

The struggle is real - Sammi Starfish

When you forget to wear a belt with those jeans - Sammi Starfish

These seams are going to burst at any moment - Sammi Starfish

Forgot my belt when I went to Rite Aid yesterday. Oops - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my bubble butt at walmart - Sammi Starfish

Riding on the back of a motorcycle with half my ass out - Sammi Starfish

Looks like my jeans are struggling at the grocery store today - Sammi Starfish

These jeans aren't going to last much longer ;)

Hardware store in a pair of jeans losing the fight - Sammi Starfish

My bubble booty in a thong leotard and seamless pantyhose for a hike - Sammi Starfish

When you picked the wrong jeans to go shoe shopping - Sammi Starfish

My ass totally swallowing this thong. Everything is a wedgie when your ass is big

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material