Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material

Husband dared me to run errands with my miniskirt tucked into my thong - First stop... checking into our hotel then off to Walmart. Queen = Sammi Starfish

Who wants to go for a walk with me? - Sammi Starfish

Are there any milfs in your neighborhood as goofy as me? - Sammi Starfish

Public Wedgie at Rite Aid - Sammi Starfish

Epic shorts wedgie in the park - Sammi Starfish

Bouncing my bubble butt at the store lol - Sammi Starfish

My big thighs in a pair of tight jeans - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie completely lifted off the ground - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie prank wearing a thong bodysuit shirt. Compliments of the husband lol - Sammi Starfish

Giving myself a gym wedgie for hack squats - Sammi Starfish

These seams are going to burst at any moment - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my bubble butt at walmart - Sammi Starfish

My bubble booty in a thong leotard and seamless pantyhose for a hike - Sammi Starfish

Former olympic lifter Sammi Starfish flashing a little more than just patriotism

How bubble butts are made - Sammi Starfish

Picking some flowers in the park - Sammi Starfish

Bought these shorts on amazon and they completely covered the ass of the model in the picture. But when I put them on they look like this. Is my ass really that big? - Sammi Starfish

If my shorts were any shorter they'd be panties - Sammi Starfish

Old enough to be your mother, too immature to be serious haha.

My ass totally swallowing this thong. Everything is a wedgie when your ass is big

Pornstar Sammi Starfish grocery shopping after finishing up her side hustle as a crossfit coach

Thick thighs Grocery Shopping

My thighs are too thick for these stockings