Epic wedgie prank wearing a thong bodysuit shirt. Compliments of the husband lol - Sammi Starfish

Husband dared me to run errands with my miniskirt tucked into my thong - First stop... checking into our hotel then off to Walmart. Queen = Sammi Starfish

Decided to spend the day at the lake today :)

Who wants to go for a walk with me? - Sammi Starfish

Public Wedgie at Rite Aid - Sammi Starfish

These shorts couldn't be more up my ass - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie and boobie shaking - Sammi Starfish

Epic shorts wedgie in the park - Sammi Starfish

Epic wedgie completely lifted off the ground - Sammi Starfish

Getting a gym shorts wedgie after the workout lol - Sammi Starfish

Giving myself a gym wedgie for hack squats - Sammi Starfish

Me getting an April fool's Wedgie

Giving myself an epic pussy wedgie

My jeans are once again losing the epic battle of containing my big white ass - Sammi Starfish

Tiny little denim shorts - Sammi Starfish

Getting my workout on in some itty bitty shorts - Sammi Starfish

If my shorts were any shorter they'd be panties - Sammi Starfish

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Sammi Starfish in glasses

Crossfit coach turned pornstar Sammi Starfish. Ever have that fantasy before?

My ass totally swallowing this thong. Everything is a wedgie when your ass is big

Sammi Starfish rocking the Glasses/Bikini combination

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material

Middle aged soccer mom in glasses