These seams are going to burst at any moment - Sammi Starfish

Tunnel plugged and bottomless on the railroad - Sammi Starfish

Bouncing my bubble butt at the store lol - Sammi Starfish

My bubble booty doing it's thing in slow motion - Sammi Starfish

My plugged bottomless bubble butt prison break - Sammi Starfish

When you have a big ass and try wearing low rise jeans - Sammi Starfish

The struggle is real - Sammi Starfish

When you forget to wear a belt with those jeans - Sammi Starfish

Forgot my belt when I went to Rite Aid yesterday. Oops - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my bubble butt at walmart - Sammi Starfish

Riding on the back of a motorcycle with half my ass out - Sammi Starfish

Looks like my jeans are struggling at the grocery store today - Sammi Starfish

These jeans aren't going to last much longer ;)

When you've got bubble butt problems checking into the hotel - Sammi Starfish

Hardware store in a pair of jeans losing the fight - Sammi Starfish

My bubble booty in a thong leotard and seamless pantyhose for a hike - Sammi Starfish

Finding jeans that don't do this on me is impossible - Sammi Starfish

When you picked the wrong jeans to go shoe shopping - Sammi Starfish

When your jeans are holding on for dear life

Loving my new denim shorts - Sammi Starfish

My jeans in the fight for it's life to contain my booty - Sammi Starfish

How bubble butts are made - Sammi Starfish

Picking some flowers in the park - Sammi Starfish

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material