Hardware store in a pair of jeans losing the fight - Sammi Starfish

My big ass was not made for jeans - Sammi Starfish

When you have a big ass and try wearing low rise jeans - Sammi Starfish

The struggle is real - Sammi Starfish

When you forget to wear a belt with those jeans - Sammi Starfish

I'm thinking my ass might be too big for these pants - Sammi Starfish

These seams are going to burst at any moment - Sammi Starfish

Forgot my belt when I went to Rite Aid yesterday. Oops - Sammi Starfish

Riding on the back of a motorcycle with half my ass out - Sammi Starfish

Looks like my jeans are struggling at the grocery store today - Sammi Starfish

These jeans aren't going to last much longer ;)

That moment in getting dressed that everyone's waiting for - Sammi Starfish

Finding jeans that don't do this on me is impossible - Sammi Starfish

When you picked the wrong jeans to go shoe shopping - Sammi Starfish

When the girl in front of you is having a denim struggle - Sammi Starfish

When your jeans are holding on for dear life

Spilling out of those jeans on the back of a motorcycle - Sammi Starfish

My jeans in the fight for it's life to contain my booty - Sammi Starfish

My jeans are once again losing the epic battle of containing my big white ass - Sammi Starfish

You guys know by now that I wear footless pantyhose as pants. Still working up the courage to wear this pair to the gym though lol. What do you think?

Walking my dog in the park. Once again playing off footless pantyhose as yoga pants. If I only had a nickel for how many ladies came up to me to tell me my pants are see through lol. I just play it off as if I don't know... but yeah, I wear fucking pantyh

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Sunlight and Yoga Pants = Winning

My jeans are losing the epic battle of containing my big ass

Sunlight and Yoga Pants - A winning combination