Looks like my jeans are struggling at the grocery store today - Sammi Starfish

I think my ass swallowed my pants. Time to go shopping for a new pair ;)

Freeing the twins inside Walgreens

Think anyone at the grocery store noticed my ripped jeans? - Sammi Starfish

Bouncing my bubble butt at the store lol - Sammi Starfish

This is why my husband loves tube tops - Sammi Starfish

Just getting a little grocery shopping done - Sammi Starfish

When you have a big ass and try wearing low rise jeans - Sammi Starfish

The struggle is real - Sammi Starfish

When you forget to wear a belt with those jeans - Sammi Starfish

Staged nip slip prank shopping at Staples - Sammi Starfish

These seams are going to burst at any moment - Sammi Starfish

Forgot my belt when I went to Rite Aid yesterday. Oops - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my bubble butt at walmart - Sammi Starfish

Riding on the back of a motorcycle with half my ass out - Sammi Starfish

These jeans aren't going to last much longer ;)

Grocery shopping in Yoga Pants

Hardware store in a pair of jeans losing the fight - Sammi Starfish

This is what happens when your husband notices your tube top in Rite Aid - Sammi Starfish

Finding jeans that don't do this on me is impossible - Sammi Starfish

When you picked the wrong jeans to go shoe shopping - Sammi Starfish

When your jeans are holding on for dear life

My jeans in the fight for it's life to contain my booty - Sammi Starfish

Thick thighs Grocery Shopping