If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

Fun View from Behind

It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

A muppet died for this outfit.

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Hello I would like one semen please.

Is this shirt too much for a first date?

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

I'm just a sheila, standing in front of a bloke, asking him to give her a bite of his sausage sanga. [OC]

Why yes, I AM being sued for fraud. Why do you ask?

Duct tape: preserving your modesty since 1943. [OC]

No bra, no worries. Actually, many worries.

I’m biting my lip like that because I’m thinking about Kevin McCloud.

They call me mellow yellow.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

Big breasts, big dreams.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

Let's spoon.

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

Jacket cleavage is the best cleavage. Discuss.

Nut activated ;) [OC]

Fucking Charity Crawford