I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Hello I would like one semen please.

I arranged my hair like that because I forgot to shave under my arms. [F]

I am a 1950's escort and my name is Mrs Kisses. [F]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

This bodysuit has crotch clips. Can't decide if it was designed by a man or a woman. [F]

If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

Let's all take a moment to shoutout Wish and their outstanding $3 bikinis. [F]

What's making me smile? Wrong answers only

I'm just a sheila, standing in front of a bloke, asking him to give her a bite of his sausage sanga. [OC]

Why yes, I AM being sued for fraud. Why do you ask?

Duct tape: preserving your modesty since 1943. [OC]

No bra, no worries. Actually, many worries.

I’m biting my lip like that because I’m thinking about Kevin McCloud.

They call me mellow yellow.

Just happy to be here, really. [F]

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

Please find attached: my bütte. [F]

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

Just a simple pic of me, an ordinary college girl; no crazy diet or implants, do you like ?