It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

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Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Hello I would like one semen please.

Hello I would like one semen please.

If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

I'm just a sheila, standing in front of a bloke, asking him to give her a bite of his sausage sanga. [OC]

I'm just a sheila, standing in front of a bloke, asking him to give her a bite of his sausage sanga. [OC]

Duct tape: preserving your modesty since 1943. [OC]

Duct tape: preserving your modesty since 1943. [OC]

No bra, no worries. Actually, many worries.

No bra, no worries. Actually, many worries.

I’m biting my lip like that because I’m thinking about Kevin McCloud.

I’m biting my lip like that because I’m thinking about Kevin McCloud.

They call me mellow yellow.

They call me mellow yellow.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

Rooftop Bar

Rooftop Bar

More public pokies from me 😇

More public pokies from me 😇

Pamela Alexandra [Model]

Pamela Alexandra [Model]

Got a little chilly in the dressing room

Got a little chilly in the dressing room

Ginger skin (x-post from r/FreeBoob).

Ginger skin (x-post from r/FreeBoob).

a classic

a classic

Caroline Silta

Caroline Silta

That dress

That dress

It's getting nippy outside! [OC]

It's getting nippy outside! [OC]

Making A {Little} Comeback