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In Australia, 'pokies' means slot machine. I too am like a slot machine because I am cheap, noisy, and occasionally coins fall out of my butt.

In Australia, 'pokies' means slot machine. I too am like a slot machine because I am cheap, noisy, and occasionally coins fall out of my butt.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

Big Bra™ will never take my money. [OC]

Big Bra™ will never take my money. [OC]

Big breasts, big dreams.

Big breasts, big dreams.

The postie fucked up and gave me some 19-year-old's festival outfit. I hope she's having fun with my Grand Designs boxset.

The postie fucked up and gave me some 19-year-old's festival outfit. I hope she's having fun with my Grand Designs boxset.

Today's vibe: slutty babysitter. [OC]

Today's vibe: slutty babysitter. [OC]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

It's a great day all round for people who must debate. [OC]

It's a great day all round for people who must debate. [OC]

Let's spoon.

Let's spoon.

Jacket cleavage is the best cleavage. Discuss.

Jacket cleavage is the best cleavage. Discuss.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

Feeling cute, won't delete later. [OC]

Feeling cute, won't delete later. [OC]

A muppet died for this outfit.

A muppet died for this outfit.

Just happy to be here, really. [F]

Just happy to be here, really. [F]

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

I lost this much weight eating Subway sandwiches. [OC]

I lost this much weight eating Subway sandwiches. [OC]

I was just trying to show you my elastic band of a dress, then this dumb asshole got jealous.

I was just trying to show you my elastic band of a dress, then this dumb asshole got jealous.

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

I have decision fatigue. Which colour is better? [OC]

I have decision fatigue. Which colour is better? [OC]

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

Let's all take a moment to shoutout Wish and their outstanding $3 bikinis. [F]

Let's all take a moment to shoutout Wish and their outstanding $3 bikinis. [F]

On average, we perceive people with glasses to be 14 IQ points higher than without.

On average, we perceive people with glasses to be 14 IQ points higher than without.