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I am like a sponge because I am soft and squeezable and I retain water.

I am like a sponge because I am soft and squeezable and I retain water.

Collarbones: the eyebrows of the tits. [OC]

Collarbones: the eyebrows of the tits. [OC]

It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

Behold my industrial-strength gingham bikini.

Behold my industrial-strength gingham bikini.

On average, we perceive people with glasses to be 14 IQ points higher than without.

On average, we perceive people with glasses to be 14 IQ points higher than without.

A muppet died for this outfit.

A muppet died for this outfit.

It's a great day all round for people who must debate. [OC]

It's a great day all round for people who must debate. [OC]

The postie fucked up and gave me some 19-year-old's festival outfit. I hope she's having fun with my Grand Designs boxset.

The postie fucked up and gave me some 19-year-old's festival outfit. I hope she's having fun with my Grand Designs boxset.

I was just trying to show you my elastic band of a dress, then this dumb asshole got jealous.

I was just trying to show you my elastic band of a dress, then this dumb asshole got jealous.

Someone needs to start r/DustyPetite for hungover babes. [OC]

Someone needs to start r/DustyPetite for hungover babes. [OC]

In Australia, 'pokies' means slot machine. I too am like a slot machine because I am cheap, noisy, and occasionally coins fall out of my butt.

In Australia, 'pokies' means slot machine. I too am like a slot machine because I am cheap, noisy, and occasionally coins fall out of my butt.

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Hello I would like one semen please.

Hello I would like one semen please.

I arranged my hair like that because I forgot to shave under my arms. [F]

I arranged my hair like that because I forgot to shave under my arms. [F]

Is this shirt too much for a first date?

Is this shirt too much for a first date?

I'm new here. And fishing for compliments - haha! (Dear god please compliment me) [OC]

I'm new here. And fishing for compliments - haha! (Dear god please compliment me) [OC]

Told my mate I was heading to BustyPetite and he told me to wear the fox hat. <3

Told my mate I was heading to BustyPetite and he told me to wear the fox hat. <3

I am a 1950's escort and my name is Mrs Kisses. [F]

I am a 1950's escort and my name is Mrs Kisses. [F]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

It's spanking season, and I've got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!

It's spanking season, and I've got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!