I'm just a sheila, standing in front of a bloke, asking him to give her a bite of his sausage sanga. [OC]

I am like a sponge because I am soft and squeezable and I retain water.

Collarbones: the eyebrows of the tits. [OC]

It's green. It's shiny. And I'm not talking about my cat's diarrhea. [OC]

Behold my industrial-strength gingham bikini.

It's a great day all round for people who must debate. [OC]

Someone needs to start r/DustyPetite for hungover babes. [OC]

Be honest, did you think my toes were my labia?

Just thinking about eating the rich. [OC]

Told my mate I was heading to BustyPetite and he told me to wear the fox hat. <3

If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

Duct tape: preserving your modesty since 1943. [OC]

I have decision fatigue. Which colour is better? [OC]

No bra, no worries. Actually, many worries.

I’m biting my lip like that because I’m thinking about Kevin McCloud.

This is not sex hair, I'm afraid. It's ravenously-ate-a-kebab-in-the-rain hair. [OC]

They call me mellow yellow.

Typical Zoom meeting with me.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

Feeling cute, won't delete later. [OC]

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

I lost this much weight eating Subway sandwiches. [OC]

I absolutely should not have been using my phone with such wet hands.