Why yes, I AM being sued for fraud. Why do you ask?

would you let a 45yo mom ride you?

Considering implants what do you think?

🥺 for the 5 people that s- nah, just kidding, look at my tiddies everyone

A muppet died for this outfit.

I arranged my hair like that because I forgot to shave under my arms. [F]

Is this shirt too much for a first date?

I am a 1950's escort and my name is Mrs Kisses. [F]

Do I know how to pose? No. But do I have a stellar personality? Also no. [F]

This shirt shouldn’t exist, yet here we are. [OC]

This bodysuit has crotch clips. Can't decide if it was designed by a man or a woman. [F]

If I skidded off a motorbike I'd be fucked.

Let's all take a moment to shoutout Wish and their outstanding $3 bikinis. [F]

What's making me smile? Wrong answers only

Just happy to be here, really. [F]

Big breasts, big dreams.

I'm not sure if you were wondering, but I do actually have a left arm.

Let's spoon.

I'm very open to you putting a baby in me, you have to get up to feed it though.

Please find attached: my bütte. [F]

The white tee: fashion's underrated MVP. [F]

Jacket cleavage is the best cleavage. Discuss.

*comes to the library to take sneaky nudes*

Wait for it...